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   messageicon Another fun fact .... Economic growth under President Reagan was almost DOUBLE what it is under the Obama Presidency .... Or as the Democrats like to call the Reagan Economy ..... a Failed Economy.
←Rate | 10-07-2016 14:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the movies everybody laughs when somebody says "You can trust me ... I'm from the Government!" HAHAHAHA ..... But come election time ..... We all seem to have collective brainwashed amnesia and dutifully vote for the biggest Government Con-Person.
←Rate | 10-07-2016 13:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stock Market News as of Today; The Dow has doubled since Obama became president. Or as Republicans call it, devastating economic news.
←Rate | 10-07-2016 09:13 Comments (2)  


   messageicon will Hurricane Matthew be followed by hurricanes Mark, Luke & John?
←Rate | 10-06-2016 20:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon So where are all the Clown Rights groups? #ClownLivesMatter
←Rate | 10-06-2016 12:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone needs to ask Hillary and Donald what they are planing to do about this growing and serious Clown Crisis?
←Rate | 10-06-2016 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thousands of Clown sightings all across the Nation, The candidates running for President. Yes, this is clearly and definitely ... The Year of the Clown.
←Rate | 10-06-2016 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are attacked by a mob of Clowns ... Go for the Juggler.
←Rate | 10-06-2016 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN Just announced that Hillary won the next Debate.
←Rate | 10-06-2016 09:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell
←Rate | 10-06-2016 04:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown they’re all screaming.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 21:34 by jcow1den Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or are there a whole lot of folks who get that stupid prompt to download the latest apple itunes and quicktime update 5 times a week??
←Rate | 10-05-2016 20:45 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So, for this year, I'm dressing up as 3% phone battery.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 15:22 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait til this election travesty is over so we can all get back to disliking each other for reasons other than poor political choices.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I’m saying is now might be a good time to check the Paris pawn shops for some good deals on jewelry.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:49 by Psycho Sid Comments (0)  


   messageicon The opening question of the VP Debate was basically if you were Kiefer Sutherland do you think you'd make a great Designated Survivor?
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clown Lives Matter
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:47 by Michael Hall Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can teach a pet dog to go fetch your paper...a pet cat will teach you to go F@#K yourself.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 07:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to write a book of inspirational quotes & then I'm going to jump off a bridge because I want my readers to be thoroughly confused.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 05:27 Comments (0)  




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