Funny Status Message #171477

X says Halloween, that magical time of year when I can buy 10 pound bags of candy and no one thinks it's "a huge red flag."
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# 114410 All year I try to give candy to children and the parents start yelling "don't take candy from strangers!"Then Halloween comes around and you send the brats to my front door. Well I'm keeping my candy this time!
# 200626 *Comes home with seven 5 lb bags of Halloween candy. Husband: Didn’t you see the email? There’s no trick or treating in the neighborhood this year. Me: I saw it.
# 35364 : Halloween.. The only time of the year where it's ok to take candy from a stranger

←Rate | 10-07-2016 15:11

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