Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Gee-Whiz ... I have heard worse words coming out the mouths of Rappers that party at the Whitehouse.

   I'm sorry, but I just don't understand this support of Crony Capitalism, growing Governmental Corruption and selling out this nations sovereignty to the new Globalist Governmental System. Am I missing something here?

   come on folks.... bring on the funnies

   So let me get this straight, Not releasing a 20,000 page tax return and saying questionable words .... Is more of a Threat to America than Being corrupt, Compromising National Security, And taking bribes from foreign powers.

   Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.

   You know we haven't seen in all of Hillary's emails? Anything detailing how to make America great again! Hmm

   A good way to revoke an endorsement of Donald Trump is to grab it and take it from him without his consent.

   After this we should all invade Mexico and vote for Justin Bieber. See how they like that.

   You really cant blame Bill for cheating... The only thing I want to stick in Hillary is the claw end of a hammer.

   Hey Democrats, dont let a little Puzzy scare you. If youre not grabbing your womans....Someone else is.

   Hillary is kickin her own ass now. Bin Laden was one of her biggest donors

   "Vote for Donald Trump or face nuclear war" - RUSSIA

   "I already looked there." -Kids that didn't look there

   Hillary Clinton gave Putin's Russia 20% of America's uranium and 9 investors in the deal funneled $145 million to Hillary's foundation.

   State Department informed hillary about the email investigation so she could destroy any evidence. She trained and gave weapons to a ISIL to go fight in syria. She thinks Gays are unnatural dirty and nasty. Gay marriage is acceptable to keep their vote

   I think I promised to have three beers, and be home by ten. I always get those two mixed up.

   America’s policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall. I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.

   And all this time I thought Ariana Grande was a new coffee at Starbucks.

   What's the appropriate snack for watching the series finale of America? Heck, it did have a good 240 year run.

   Siri, how much would I weigh if I had one of those machines from Star Trek that made food appear out of thin air?