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shhh, please, shhh
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08-10-2016 21:58
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Todays Olympic sport - Ping Pong. Up next - Wii Bowling
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08-10-2016 21:05
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I can't believe Carrot Tops career is so bad he has to climb Trump Tower with a bag full of props.....
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08-10-2016 20:54
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.... I remember in May of 2008 when a lady named Hillary Clinton suggested the assassination of Barack Obama but her balls weren't electrocuted by the CIA .... So why should Trumps?
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08-10-2016 19:55
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Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....
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08-10-2016 18:53
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.. Turns out it's true that Malia Obama was smoking a joint .... But so what? .... What's the big deal ... Her father does it too.
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08-10-2016 18:07
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me: "I WISH I NEVER HAD TO SEE ANOTHER FACEBOOK POST ABOUT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!"......... election: WATCH THIS
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08-10-2016 17:51 by
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.... Hey .... On a positive note .... We DID go 224 years without having a president this terrible!
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08-10-2016 15:20
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.... I've decided some changes need to be made to the US Constitution .... Like ... Dusting it off and putting it to use like it was intended to be.
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08-10-2016 15:18
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Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood
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08-10-2016 14:06
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Religion will never reform or save mankind because Religion is a form of slavery.
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08-10-2016 13:29
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Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.
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08-10-2016 10:47 by
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Some call it 'Hump Day.' I call it 'False Advertising.'
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08-10-2016 06:52
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Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we will be in next or for how long.
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08-09-2016 23:22
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After I pet someone's dog, I look the person in the eyes and gravely tell them "He knows what you did."
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08-09-2016 23:21
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Would someone go to the kitchen and bring me some Doritos? I'm busy yelling at world class Olympic athletes to swim faster.
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08-09-2016 23:20
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Used to think drunk texting ex girlfriends was a bad thing than I started sober texting ex girlfriends.
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08-09-2016 23:17
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If Tim Tebow plays in the MLB, I hope it's for Anaheim. So after an 0-4 day, the headline will say: "Even Jesus Can't Save The Angels."
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08-09-2016 23:15
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I’ve hugged my mother-in-law with more warmth than those female gymnasts at the Olympics.
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08-09-2016 23:13
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My wife could work for CSI the way she can spot one of my hairs on the sink after I shave.
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08-09-2016 23:13
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