Funny Status Messages

   "America Online founder Steve Case actually endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. However, I Bet the last thing Hillary Clinton wants to hear right now is ........ "You've got mail."

   The US Treasury is already talking about putting Hillary's face on the American $20 bill. Question: Wouldn't it be much more fitting that her likeness be put on the $3 Bill?

   FACT CHECK: Hillary Said 90% of Clinton Foundation Donations go to Charity. Actual Number? ONLY 5.7% goes towards actually helping people.

   People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites

   To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .

   Who won the third Presidential Debate? Well that's easy, anyone who didn't watch it.

   After she loses the presidency, maybe on Hillary's next trip to the Middle East someone there will chop her head off. . .

   Hillary is so evil it's stupid and Donald is so stupid it's evil.

   Stop comparing rap lyrics to what Trump said. Now I feel like I can't enjoy 2 Live Crew's music until I know their stance on global warming.

   Hillary's power suit was white ... but you can't call it a white power suit.

   Madonna's actual offer, since her affair with A-Rod, is "Free Herpes to everyone who votes for Hillary!"

   Ironically, Madonna's offer to Hillary Voters was the same one Amy Schumer made to her producers to get her comedy show in the first place.

   Hillary whinning that Russian hackers are leaking the truth about her rigging the election................

   Why are we surprised? Trump won't even accept the results of his own hairline.

   I am all for self-inflicted Democrat genocide. That is why I am pro-choice. Do we really want more sniveling liberals?

   DonaldTrump is doing one mean Alec Baldwin impression tonight.

   I don't know if we should give a man, or woman, who can't understand a two minute time limit the office of president. Even the brand new fry cook at McDonald's can figure out the timer.

   "When we went to Mexico, he didn't even bring up the "wall" he choked!" -Hillary

   Are they acting like a real debate?....TeamTrump having a slow start

   I get a real kick out of people who drive a mile in their car to run a mile on a treadmill.