love Funny Status Messages

   The difference between making love and f*cking is the condition of the furniture afterward.

   Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts.

   Though I love and embrace all the cultures of the world, I still have to laugh when the guy at the customer service center in India says "What's up, bro? My name's Dave. How's it going?"

   I'm a fighter not a lover, but I will love for what I fought.

   I'm a lover not a fighter, but I will fight for what I love

   ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity.

   No strings attached, your love is so wi-fi

   Many admit to being fools for love. But only Foghat had the guts to admit to being fools for the city

   If I were invisible the first thing I would do would be to beat the crap out of a mime. The people would love it!

   I love doing Dishes! I love doing Dishes! I love doing Dishes!...*sigh* this "Psyching Yourself Out" theory is bull$hit!

   awake and alive __ and the coffee is at its Sunday best; I love these moments :)

   You have to realize women love challenges. They always want what they can't have.

   Same old same old __ I frikkin' love weekends :D __ you're welcome!!!

   Why is it that a woman can get a tattoo of a naked fairy sitting on a half moon and its sexy, but when a guy gets a naked wizard making love to a dragon its creepy?

   Don't love the person who "enjoys" with you. Love the person who "suffers" without you.

   Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.

   "Marriage" - Betting someone half your sh!t that you'll love them forever

   I love it when a girl smiles, she looks beautiful but when she makes a duck face... honestly, she looks like a duck

   AKK AKK AKK! Spinachk is me favorik fruitk. (I love Popeye.)

   i absolutely love sending inboxes and never getting a reply. I cannot begin to tell you how wonderful it makes me feel.