Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I participated in the downfall of America, and all I got was this lousy sticker?

   Pick-of-the-Day Special. An egotistical idiot OR WWIII. Choose wisely.

   I voted...for Medical Marijuana.

   Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.

   Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"

   I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt, I couldn't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I had purchased a donut.

   I'm so excited to watch the season finale of America tonight.

   I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

   Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...

   No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over

   Well, it's that day that we act like our vote matters.

   well, who ya voting for, donald trump or isis' supreme leader?

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka

   Don't forget to set your country back 50 years today!!

   Let the comedy circus begin..........American elections!

   I'm excited for this season's finale of America

   Who needs television when there is so much drama election on Facebook.

   Wednesday I will have 50% less friends on Facebook.. let's see who makes the cut

   Question: "How many clowns does it take to elect a crappy President?" Answer: "We'll Find out on Tuesday!!!!"

   I can't believe so many Americans from the Bible Belt plan to vote for Trump. If he gets to build his wall, he'll be keeping Jesus out of the country.