BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Hi, may I help you?" "No I just waited 15 mins in the line to say Hi.

   The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve..

   Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first?

   Being single doesn't mean you know nothing about love. Sometimes, its wiser to be alone than with the wrong damn person.

   3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.

   Todays my Grandmas birthday, but she doesnt have a cell phone for me to text or a facebook wall for me to write on, what do I do?

   Im so happy Facebook wasnt around when I was in high school.

   Even though I said I dont care about you I still check your facebook every once in a while, just to see how youre doing.

   I only have a Facebook to see where everyone is at, so I can avoid running into them.

   I think Its funny that my dad has figured out how to tag me in pics he upload to Facebook but the clock on his VCR has been wrong since 1987

   I admit youre funny on facebook.... But I will never talk to you in real life. EVER!

   Facebook:........-Log on -Check notifications -Poke everyone back -Go on homepage -Do the happy birthday ritual -Go back to homepage -Change from Top news to Most recent -Have a little scroll down -Like a couple of pages -Youre damn bored already...

   LIKE if you hate when someone tags you in a horrible picture.

   I'm texting random phone numbers with "I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL"!

   relationship without trust is like a car without gas. you can stay in it as long as you want but it won't go anywhere

   apparently people dont like it when I tell the truth.... well honestly IDGAF!! :)

   Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5

   From now on I'm going to have to start following my brain. My heart is clearly a F@$&@ng idiot.

   You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and damn move on.

   "I looooove him, I caaaaan't live without him, he is my life" No you don't, your 23, and you met him 6 days ago. Take your damn dramatic a$$ off FB somewhere else.