trump Funny Status Messages

   BREAKING: Trump considering growing a funny little mustache.

   I never imagined we’d reach a point where we’d wish Donald Trump would just build his wall instead.

   * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,

   Will there soon be a trump beach hotel in North Korea

   The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...

   Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him (Russia).

   Justin Trudeau should have asked Donald Trump what year the War of 1812 took place.

   If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.

   Breaking: President Trump to meet and discuss foreign policy with the cash me outside girl

   I would give a billon dollars to hear the audio of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian attempting to have a policy discussion about prison reform.

   One of Kim's buddies called Pence a dummy, so Trump cancelled the meeting. Not making that up. That literally happened. This is middle school-level drama.

   If your kid graduates high school you were smart and voted for Trump.

   I don't think trump had any collusion with the russians...... He's not that smart.

   In Trump's opinion, his staff member who made fun of John McCain's terminal illness isn't a "traitor," but the people who told the press about it are.

   Trump is such a horrible politician. I can't believe that he's actually doing what he promised he would do before the election.

   Trump said the Iran agreement was the worst deal ever...... Guess he forgot his $130,000 deal with Stormy

   Trump needs to stop worrying about Mueller and start worrying about Giuliani

   Now Kim Kardashian asks Trump to pardon her drug dealing grandmother. There is indeed method to Kanye West's madness.

   Trump: Once stated in a speech "If you are innocent, why would you take the 5th amendnent." So he must think his lawyer Cohen is guilty.

   After a news briefing outside the white house. trump and president Macron walked away holding hands. What's up with that