FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   *spank* . DIDN'T . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND !

   HoodTranslations101: "I'm chillin tonight bruh" - My current financial situation will not allow me to partake in the festivities tonight.

   #HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "hand shakes"

   I wonder if the clothes in China say "made around the corner "

   ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) Opening a pack of gum at school.

   I love catching up with friends that I haven't seen for a while so that we can all sit around together doing shyt on our phones.

   The only funny thing about jay leno is that he's going to die someday.

   There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard

   Fact: rihanna's face is 74% forehead

   I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2

   i put a grocery bag on the door when I ain't got no more garbage bags

   I bet most of you are the kind of a$$holze that would bet one dollar more than me on The Price is Right.

   Lebron Hairline Don't Respect Him

   I just sneezed on my phone and it made little rainbow sparkles all over the screen. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Wizard.

   Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck

   Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home.

   HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter

   Dear M.Jordan please start making condoms. So these n*gas will start wearing them.....

   wheres my money trick : (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table*