Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.

   whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .

   I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?

   Who needs moving boxes? OH, that's right...the Obamas do.

   Just a deplorable trying to not get suicided by the clinton crime regime.

   U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .

   Just went you think it can't get any worse.. Miley, Amy & Katy now refuse to leave. America just can't get a break!

   DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!

   OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?

   U-Haul stocks are up today :)

   The next vote should be whether she gets life in prison or a firing squad

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.

   Let the pain and suffraging begin.

   Meanwhile, female Asian voters are upset over a disappointing erection.

   Rudy Giuliani is a potential Attorney General. The non-fat yogurt industry is in great peril.,

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   Dieting is all about portion control. You want that Big Mac? Go ahead! One bite a day.

   first day of Trump Preisdency and already racism is spreading. Everyone is talking about how unreliable the Poles are.

   Show me your birth certificate Donald Trump.

   "STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world