Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   The dust has settled, the votes have been counted, the U.S. has decided on their President. As a country you guys should try to unite and move forward, find common ground, and settle your differences. Democrats, stroke their elephant. Republicans, kiss th

   I don't know whether to be angry with or jealous of my facebook friends who seem to have absolutely zero idea that an election took place.

   The MEDIA is pushing an agenda. It's called "separate and divide". THEIR REIGN IS OVER. Stand Strong. Stand Together.

   I'm so angry at the leaves right now! I'm gonna stand outside and yell at the trees...I'm going to throw rocks at them, stomp my feet and act like a 3 yr old..To really get my point across I'm going to burn pictures of sugar maples! Stop leaves...Stop!!

   Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.

   Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.

   This, too, shall suck.

   Most used homosexual catch phrase - "Im with her"

   Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!

   How can folks find time to protest and work a job too? Oh, that's right. Welfare.

   How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL

   And they called ME the deplorable....

   Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.

   i guess Trump is now the apprentice.

   5 Stages of Grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Complaining online 4. Complaining online 5. Complaining online

   US are specialists in making two countries fight.......Now they are fighting within themselves........Karma you Beauty

   It is like we are always electing stupid people to be our president but I'm glad we are finally getting rid of Obama

   Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home

   People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!

   Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.