love Funny Status Messages

   There are two things a HUMANS can never hide: The fact that he's drunk, and the fact he's in love.

   I would love to see things from your point of view, but I cant seem to get my head that far up my ass

   Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END), Bestfri(END). Everything has an END except...Fam(ILY)! <3 Love and take care of eachother...

   I love food samples. I hate the whole routine that comes after: pick up the product, nod, all while having no intention of buying it.

   If we are in a car and I love the song that just came on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I will cut you.

   Nothing's more disappointing than getting a message, hoping it's from that girl you love, and it turns out to be from your wife instead.

   Kissing a girl on her forehead is care, on her cheek is respect, on her lips is love, but kissing her in front of her boyfriend is GUTS

   You don't HAVE to be in love to have sex, but you do have to quit squirming away,

   Attention womanizer! Myspace is the best place to hide your secret from your love ones!

   Choose what you love and then learn to live with your choice.

   Never marry a tennis player----love means nothing to them!

   Money can't buy love; you are just paying for their attention and time.

   Don't confuse being stupid with being in love. There is a huge difference.

   If there is no element of madness, then its not love.

   The 3 stages of love and relationship: 1. Anywhere sex, fairly self explanatory. 2. Bedroom sex, it only happens here and at night if you aren't too tired 3. Hall Sex, where you walk past each other in the hall and yell "Screw You!"

   Living life through a recession; Got cereal, no milk. Got ham, no bread. Got love but no lover. Got juice but no gin.

   Having sex with someone who doesn't love you is like having sex with a cactus; it will leave you hurt and devastated.

   Some people don't fall in love; they drown in it.

   Describing a woman as "Fine" evokes a certain mental image. Describing her as "Fine as Frogs Hair" evokes a completely different image. For example Courtney Cox is "Fine" but Courney Love is "Fine as Frogs Hair."

   The way my first love would just melt in my hands,with kisses so sweet,and open hearts full of delicious memories- yes even the decadent Bars that brought us together. Truth is you never forget your first love...especially when its Chocolate.