love Funny Status Messages

   Gotta love Ben & Jerry's and their unique ice cream flavors. But their latest flavor, "Schweddy Balls", is leaving a bad taste in some conservative moms' mouths.

   Say what you want... Yes we all love Facebook.... And we can complain if we want... If it wasn't for us FB users that are complaining... It would just be another My(waste of)space... And FYI... The advertising pays the bills....

   love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

   Casey Anthony not guilty, Troy Davis being executed...Everybody Hates Chris but Everybody Love Raymond..smh..who says it ain't bout color ?

   Making love is like making pancakes. When done on one side, flip over to finish.

   Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.

   Love doesn't cost a thing; except tears, a broken heart, wasted years and half your stuff.

   It takes real courage to suck another man's c@ck. And any man who can do it can dern well defend the nation I love.

   Raise your hand if you are one of those people who have to publicly announce that they're in love...and with that hand, b*tch-slap yourself.

   There are two things a HUMANS can never hide: The fact that he's drunk, and the fact he's in love.

   I would love to see things from your point of view, but I cant seem to get my head that far up my ass

   Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END), Bestfri(END). Everything has an END except...Fam(ILY)! <3 Love and take care of eachother...

   I love food samples. I hate the whole routine that comes after: pick up the product, nod, all while having no intention of buying it.

   If we are in a car and I love the song that just came on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I will cut you.

   Nothing's more disappointing than getting a message, hoping it's from that girl you love, and it turns out to be from your wife instead.

   Kissing a girl on her forehead is care, on her cheek is respect, on her lips is love, but kissing her in front of her boyfriend is GUTS

   You don't HAVE to be in love to have sex, but you do have to quit squirming away,

   Attention womanizer! Myspace is the best place to hide your secret from your love ones!

   Choose what you love and then learn to live with your choice.

   Never marry a tennis player----love means nothing to them!