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   messageicon Donald Trump is realising that words really do matter. He is becoming more Presidential by the day.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems Michael Moore attained, at least partially, one of the two things he desperately needs, which is humility. We can only hope the other will soon be forthcoming....a bath.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 13:34 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)
←Rate | 11-11-2016 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you President Elect Trump for your Service in the Military on this Veterans Day.....oh......
←Rate | 11-11-2016 08:04 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Trump wins and farmers get scarily closer to their doeling goats all over the midwest
←Rate | 11-11-2016 06:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon America: love it or leave it. L left.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a good idea. Instead of spraying a fire hose on protesters, bring out the flame throwers...
←Rate | 11-11-2016 01:42 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon The ole saying is: if you can't beat em join em, but don't join the stupid liberals protesting. . .
←Rate | 11-11-2016 01:22 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?
←Rate | 11-10-2016 23:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When they go low, we get high. . .
←Rate | 11-10-2016 21:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Defense attorney: "They were on their way to choir practice".
←Rate | 11-10-2016 21:10 by Timk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey protesters, they ran out of participation medals. GO HOME, there is nothing for you.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 21:09 by Timk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey,,,,Only quitters will say you don't eat the corn dog stick.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 20:50 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon people can cry and cry all they want about who won and who didn't but when you have a 50% voter turnout you have only yourself to blame.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 18:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm too lazy to impressive funny on my own,stop with the political crap already,and get back to funny.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how intolerant all these tolerant people are...
←Rate | 11-10-2016 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Hillary! Are there any remaining campaign funds to make a trip to a microphone and ask your supporters to chill out?
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:59 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon The dust has settled, the votes have been counted, the U.S. has decided on their President. As a country you guys should try to unite and move forward, find common ground, and settle your differences. Democrats, stroke their elephant. Republicans, kiss th
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:27 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know whether to be angry with or jealous of my facebook friends who seem to have absolutely zero idea that an election took place.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:09 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon The MEDIA is pushing an agenda. It's called "separate and divide". THEIR REIGN IS OVER. Stand Strong. Stand Together.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 12:57 Comments (0)  




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