Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Hey ... If you want to stop all of these Protests and Riots .... Just start playing the National Anthem .... They will all either sit down or take a knee.

   President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!

   Oh! What a proud time in American. Everyone in the world have seen the First Lady of the "Greatest Country of the World" naked. How is this making "America Great" again?

   Melania Trump will be the first foreign-born First Lady. Trump is correct, all the American jobs are going to immigrants!

   You think we have a problem with immigrants now? Wait until all the hoes of the world find out that they too can be The First Lady no matter what they have done.

   Trump's wives are proof that you do need immigrants for jobs that American's don't want to do.

   Forget graduating from college, just pose nude, marry rich and you too can be The First Lady!

   Now the kkk want a parade.

   Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t

   What a great day to be alive and an American on this day of Remberance and Honor of the Men and Women who answered the call of duty and the sacrifices they have made to keep us free., thank you and know this we will never forget, we will never surrender

   Donald Trump is realising that words really do matter. He is becoming more Presidential by the day.

   It seems Michael Moore attained, at least partially, one of the two things he desperately needs, which is humility. We can only hope the other will soon be forthcoming....a bath.

   All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)

   Thank you President Elect Trump for your Service in the Military on this Veterans Day.....oh......

   Trump wins and farmers get scarily closer to their doeling goats all over the midwest

   America: love it or leave it. L left.

   I have a good idea. Instead of spraying a fire hose on protesters, bring out the flame throwers...

   The ole saying is: if you can't beat em join em, but don't join the stupid liberals protesting. . .

   Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?

   When they go low, we get high. . .