Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   How policies suddenly change once you get elected: We gonna keep the Obamacare and we gonna legalize some undocumented immigrants. Yes you gonna get the change that you voted for.

   It's time for a Civil war to overthrow the legal government to install the leader demanded by the mob. Ya ... That's the ticket.

   So glad republicans don't ever riot or protest. They have guns but they also have respect for democracy

   America...the land of the dumbs.

   make America Native again makes more sense, it was Never white and you know it, but denial tends to dominate your mind. go back to Europe. The more you disagree with this the more you prove your denial. Ready set go.

   Why did you go and make Trump President? Now Kanye West has a chance to become president next.

   The only reason Trump be me president is because your dumb a$$ didn't go vote so shut up!

   Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!

   Yay ... Now that the election's over it's nice to see some good old fashioned humor here once again. Oh .... wait .... never mind!

   Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.

   I would like to wish president Obama happy vetera.....oh wait. My bad.

   If Hillary gets a pardon, General Petraeus , who Ive been hearing about everyday for the last 6 months better damn well get one too!

   Anyone want to bet we dont see much out of BLM anymore?

   I'm kind of disappointed Hillary won't be President. Woulda been interesting to have a First Man as the spouse and even more interesting stories about what happens under Hillary's desk.

   Hey ... If you want to stop all of these Protests and Riots .... Just start playing the National Anthem .... They will all either sit down or take a knee.

   President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!

   Oh! What a proud time in American. Everyone in the world have seen the First Lady of the "Greatest Country of the World" naked. How is this making "America Great" again?

   Melania Trump will be the first foreign-born First Lady. Trump is correct, all the American jobs are going to immigrants!

   You think we have a problem with immigrants now? Wait until all the hoes of the world find out that they too can be The First Lady no matter what they have done.

   Trump's wives are proof that you do need immigrants for jobs that American's don't want to do.