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   messageicon make America Native again makes more sense, it was Never white and you know it, but denial tends to dominate your mind. go back to Europe. The more you disagree with this the more you prove your denial. Ready set go.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:51 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Why did you go and make Trump President? Now Kanye West has a chance to become president next.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason Trump be me president is because your dumb a$$ didn't go vote so shut up!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:00 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yay ... Now that the election's over it's nice to see some good old fashioned humor here once again. Oh .... wait .... never mind!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 22:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 22:00 by Galraedia Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to wish president Obama happy vetera.....oh wait. My bad.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Hillary gets a pardon, General Petraeus , who Ive been hearing about everyday for the last 6 months better damn well get one too!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Anyone want to bet we dont see much out of BLM anymore?
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm kind of disappointed Hillary won't be President. Woulda been interesting to have a First Man as the spouse and even more interesting stories about what happens under Hillary's desk.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey ... If you want to stop all of these Protests and Riots .... Just start playing the National Anthem .... They will all either sit down or take a knee.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 18:53 by M.J. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh! What a proud time in American. Everyone in the world have seen the First Lady of the "Greatest Country of the World" naked. How is this making "America Great" again?
←Rate | 11-11-2016 16:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania Trump will be the first foreign-born First Lady. Trump is correct, all the American jobs are going to immigrants!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 16:37 Comments (2)  


   messageicon You think we have a problem with immigrants now? Wait until all the hoes of the world find out that they too can be The First Lady no matter what they have done.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 16:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump's wives are proof that you do need immigrants for jobs that American's don't want to do.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 15:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget graduating from college, just pose nude, marry rich and you too can be The First Lady!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 15:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now the kkk want a parade.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:43 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a great day to be alive and an American on this day of Remberance and Honor of the Men and Women who answered the call of duty and the sacrifices they have made to keep us free., thank you and know this we will never forget, we will never surrender
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  




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