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   messageicon OK .... Since the latest Leaks and emails surfacing are proving the facts to be true ..... Perhaps it's time to watch the movie "Clinton Cash" on YooToob to see what kind of person you are really voting for.
←Rate | 10-12-2016 00:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: Don't judge me on the man I was 10 years ago. But please judge Hillary on the man her husband was 20 years ago.
←Rate | 10-11-2016 23:55 Comments (2)  


   messageicon It's pretty clear now, if it wasn't already, Trump is just a schill to ensure Hillary wins.... This is 'democracy' in action....
←Rate | 10-11-2016 23:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know, it's just like some clowns to give Ronald McDonald a bad rap running around all creepy like. . .
←Rate | 10-11-2016 21:38 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is our 9 years anniversary here. Keep em coming folks
←Rate | 10-11-2016 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ... So .... According to his newly available 2013 tax return .... Trump paid only $40,000,000 in Federal taxes in 2013 ... A stark contrast to the $0.00 that the fake Propagandist News Media forces you to believe he paid.
←Rate | 10-11-2016 17:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I had a late nite knock (rather hard) on the front door....Before I knew it I was flushing items down the commode.....On a side note....if you flush skittles it looks like a overhead view of NASCAR at Bristol..
←Rate | 10-11-2016 15:29 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got offered a great deal from Vodafone. A new Samsung phone and a free fire extinguisher.
←Rate | 10-11-2016 13:08 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently you will need a firearm license before purchasing the Note 7 replacement
←Rate | 10-11-2016 12:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime. That's why I poop, on company time.
←Rate | 10-11-2016 00:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Hillary were President, she would be all, I am sorry, I am not sorry, I am sorry, I am not sorry, I am sorry, I am not sorry, What the hell, I am PMS'n leave me the f#ck alone. . .
←Rate | 10-10-2016 23:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meanwhile the Kardashians are busy corrupting our young girls more than Trump and the Clintons put together. We need to take back some moral code in this country before it's too late...
←Rate | 10-10-2016 23:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sprained a finger when I saw a post that said "unfriend me if you don't support Clinton", I couldn't click fast enough.
←Rate | 10-10-2016 20:14 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I walked in on my son flushing handfuls of Skittles down the toilet "OMG! Check this out Dad!" He said excitedly "It's just like watching NASCAR at Bristol!"
←Rate | 10-10-2016 16:59 by MDS Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched some of the debate last night...I kept on waiting for someone to say "Live from New York it's Saturday Nite"!!!!! But it never happened.....
←Rate | 10-10-2016 14:16 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to those in America who still have faith in, and who resoundingly support Hillary Clinton. I applaud all 3 of yall :)
←Rate | 10-10-2016 12:16 Comments (1)  


   messageicon For some reason the "Samsung Galaxy Note 7" has become the preferred phone of terrorists.
←Rate | 10-10-2016 11:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary couldn't even establish a "No Fly Zone" on her face!!
←Rate | 10-10-2016 11:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Corn mazes would be a lot more fun if they would start earlier in the growing season and make it an "All you can eat" corn-on-the-cob-fest
←Rate | 10-10-2016 10:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't realize that the circus stayed in town so long. Also I thought there was more to it than a clown and a freaky old lady. When does it leave?
←Rate | 10-10-2016 10:02 Comments (0)  




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