Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Hillary says she takes national security very serious. So how the hell did wikileaks get those classified emails then?

   I wish most of you SOBs would go find a political blog somewhere else to post your do-do

   Let's see ...... Trump or Hillary .... After plenty of thought ..... I'm still voting for Pedro ..... After all .... He promises that all of my wildest dreams will come true!!!

   America will NEVER be great again, regardless of who wins, NEVER, period! Nothing will change same old caca, and you all know it. So chill!

   So let me get this straight, Wanting America to be Great again is considered Treason by some, But selling out your Government for cash and Compromising National Security Isn't? What am I missing here?

   Gee-Whiz ... I have heard worse words coming out the mouths of Rappers that party at the Whitehouse.

   I'm sorry, but I just don't understand this support of Crony Capitalism, growing Governmental Corruption and selling out this nations sovereignty to the new Globalist Governmental System. Am I missing something here?

   come on folks.... bring on the funnies

   So let me get this straight, Not releasing a 20,000 page tax return and saying questionable words .... Is more of a Threat to America than Being corrupt, Compromising National Security, And taking bribes from foreign powers.

   Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.

   You know we haven't seen in all of Hillary's emails? Anything detailing how to make America great again! Hmm

   A good way to revoke an endorsement of Donald Trump is to grab it and take it from him without his consent.

   After this we should all invade Mexico and vote for Justin Bieber. See how they like that.

   You really cant blame Bill for cheating... The only thing I want to stick in Hillary is the claw end of a hammer.

   Hey Democrats, dont let a little Puzzy scare you. If youre not grabbing your womans....Someone else is.

   Hillary is kickin her own ass now. Bin Laden was one of her biggest donors

   "Vote for Donald Trump or face nuclear war" - RUSSIA

   "I already looked there." -Kids that didn't look there

   Hillary Clinton gave Putin's Russia 20% of America's uranium and 9 investors in the deal funneled $145 million to Hillary's foundation.

   State Department informed hillary about the email investigation so she could destroy any evidence. She trained and gave weapons to a ISIL to go fight in syria. She thinks Gays are unnatural dirty and nasty. Gay marriage is acceptable to keep their vote