Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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n't the bigger question: How many people attended the Hillary Inauguration?
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01-24-2017 03:46 by Mickey
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Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
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01-24-2017 01:07 by Eddy
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Alternative facts. What most good and honorable americans call lies. May God have mercy on our souls.
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01-24-2017 00:07
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No matter who's president , Elvis is still the king
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01-23-2017 21:54 by Todd72113
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I caught my third girlfriend cheating on me. I only have two left now, makes me sick.
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01-23-2017 17:13
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BREAKING: White House informs the public of excess bread in America resulting from a lack of sandwiches being made this weekend.
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01-23-2017 16:34
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I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...
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01-23-2017 12:01 by Sharpie
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Trump got more women to walk in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
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01-23-2017 11:35
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I'm really not a "know it all"... For instance, up until recently, I thought cunnilingus was an Irish Airline.
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01-23-2017 10:52 by Mickey
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I feel an originality rush coming on. Think I'll make a dog face on Snapchat.
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01-23-2017 10:41 by Mickey
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This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....
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01-23-2017 09:42 by BBB
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Learn from your mistakes? It is far better to observe the stupidity of other people and learn from that.
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01-23-2017 09:37 by BBB
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The packers were in it right up until the end of the national anthem.
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01-23-2017 09:20 by BBB
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There are only two things in this world that smell like fish. One of them is fish.
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01-23-2017 08:56 by BBB.
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New England Patriots haters be like "I refuse to accept the results of the AFC Championship game. Tomorrow I'll be protesting, picketing, looting, rioting, and forming support groups. #NotMySuperBowl "

Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.

30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.
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01-22-2017 20:03
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There's much better things in life than alcohol but alcohol compensates for not getting them.
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01-22-2017 19:49
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Inauguration Day 2017 Gas $2.29 Dow 19,819 NASDAQ 5560.7 Unemployment 4.7% Posting this so it will come up in my memories in 2020.
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01-22-2017 19:23
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Ok ladies, you've had your protest in Washington DC, enough, now get back to work, cleaning and cooking.
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01-22-2017 17:59
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