Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Canada: Compared to the USA, it's the North American equivalent to the kids' table at a holiday dinner.

   As long as the Doomsday Clock people are adjusting the clock for Trump, they should give it smaller hands.

   Remember the protests back in 2011 when Obama stopped the Iraqi refugees from entering the States for six months? Neither do I.

   If God gave you a good singing voice, you should sing loud in church to give thanks. And if God gave you a not-so-good singing voice, you should sing loud in church to get back at Him.

   These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.

   Generic Frosted Flakes are Oooooooookay!

   If I don't get at least one friend deletion on facebook every now and then, I feel as if I'm being all I can be.

   Remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics? Good times......

   Can we put a door in the wall so I can still get my yard mowed?

   Let's be honest: The refugees being detained at JFK airport have gone through more vetting than Donald Trump's cabinet.

   We are building a fence and I'm gonna make my neighbors pay for it.

   What bothers me most about liberal women, is that none of them are hot enough to be this stupid.

   Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.

   Iran bans on all Americans from entering their country. So much for my "Tehran Endless Beach Tour". Sandy beaches, everywhere, as far as the eye can see. So sad.

   Apparently America has a very difficult time understanding and differentiating between the simple terms "Legal" and "Illegal."

   Considering it's climate and geographical location, I am surprised at the incredible amount and gigantic volume of Snowflakes there are in California!!!

   I think a true warrior for Women's rights would be fighting for the voices and rights of those millions of Unborn Women.

   Why would anyone in the United States oppose an actual investigation into Voter Fraud? As William Shakespear once wrote .... "Methinks thou dost protesteth too much!"

   President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.

   America what is wrong with you?