Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   ..... "The system is rigged!!!" ------ Hillary Clinton.

   Well it's official; Reality TV has completely destroyed America

   Hey .... Anybody know the name of a good Psychiatrist? .... Whoah ... For the loser .... Not for me!! ... The Loser of the American Presidential election.

   tomorrow, a very large shipment of President Clinton merchandise will get shipped to some under developed country

   "We used all our brainwashing techniques and we still lost" - US Media

   The polls show Hillary has an 87% chance of going to prison after tonight.

   Canadas imagration website has crashed. No joke.

   ''It's the end of the world as we know it'' -REM

   Watching the media CRASH AND BURN is a joke in itself.

   Stop saying you're moving out of the country. You can't even move out of your parents house so you're not going anywhere. Shut up already.

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.

   This is what happens when the Cubs win the World Series.

   This is scarier night then Halloween.

   america just had a big brain fart. oups it's america they just have farts no brain!!

   Waiting for the election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my shi$ right but I'm worried ya'll F'd it up..

   Breaking News! So quiet at the Clinton camp you could hear Bill's pants drop! 😉

   I'm too tired to stay awake and watch... It feels like this U.S. Election night is Christmas Eve, and America's worried Santa might leave coal and sticks instead of presents in the morning.

   Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula

   Welcome back to 1956!

   33,000 people attended Hillary clintons rally/ concert yesterday. I wonder if they received the tickets via email..