Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   The people have spoken. Now Women, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN

   I think we'll be seeing a lot more of Alec Baldwin on SNL the next few years.

   If you thought 9/11 was bad, you definitely didn't see 11/9 coming...

   We just Brexited Earth

   ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

   Oh... Okay, not the choice I would have made - but game on! Let's see how bad it can really get... for science!

   I wonder if he will put Hillary in jail now?

   it's so quiet at Hillary Clinton's campaign HQ you can almost hear an email getting deleted 😂

   Whats the Canadian National Anthem again?

   That is a political miscarriage for the USA

   Two of the saddest days in American 9/11 and 11/9!

   I'll never delete another email again. Just Twitter.

   Who needs help moving to Canada because Trump won, call me. . .

   Congrats America, you've given the nuclear codes to the most danerous man on this planet

   Its all Obama's Fault for not seeking a Third Term like a True African Leaderr

   Thank god this election is over......I almost forgot what real commercials were like.

   The media that got everything wrong will now tell you what will happen now that what they said wouldn't happen happened. Think about that for a minute...

   OK ...... so the People have spoken. Question: "Is anybody listening?"

   I can't wait for Donald Trump to say to Obama "you're fired"

   ..... Hey .... Who could've predicted that the rise of "Reality Television" would lead to this exact moment in History?