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   messageicon And they called ME the deplorable....
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i guess Trump is now the apprentice.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 Stages of Grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Complaining online 4. Complaining online 5. Complaining online
←Rate | 11-10-2016 05:49 by unknown comic Comments (0)  


   messageicon US are specialists in making two countries fight.......Now they are fighting within themselves........Karma you Beauty
←Rate | 11-10-2016 02:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is like we are always electing stupid people to be our president but I'm glad we are finally getting rid of Obama
←Rate | 11-10-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home
←Rate | 11-10-2016 01:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 21:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 20:32 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs moving boxes? OH, that's right...the Obamas do.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 19:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just a deplorable trying to not get suicided by the clinton crime regime.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 18:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just went you think it can't get any worse.. Miley, Amy & Katy now refuse to leave. America just can't get a break!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:56 by Luc Comments (0)  


   messageicon DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon U-Haul stocks are up today :)
←Rate | 11-09-2016 16:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next vote should be whether she gets life in prison or a firing squad
←Rate | 11-09-2016 15:46 Comments (0)  




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