Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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It's VERY magnanimous of Donald Trump to only take $1 in Presidential salary,, $1 seems Very small,, until you realize that's it's still more than he paid in taxes
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11-15-2016 17:39 by snotty
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American Apparel is filing for bankruptcy again... The good news is that they're only a couple more bankruptcies away from running for President.
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11-15-2016 16:59 by snotty
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Joss Weadon is calling for the @ssassination of President Elect Trump ... Hope he realized he just commited a felony offense which is a Class E felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871.
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11-15-2016 14:29
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Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
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11-15-2016 14:05
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Hilarious how both Republicans and Democrats think they do now wrong when both sides are equally as evil...end the 2 party system and America will be great again
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11-15-2016 12:32
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Kids today have it so easy. When I was a teenager it was almost impossible to find pictures of the First Lady naked on the internet.
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11-15-2016 12:18
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Here's a thought: Let's let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
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11-15-2016 11:36
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I used to have this device to help me find wild mushrooms but I misplaced it. You might say I lost my morel compass.
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11-15-2016 07:51
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Friendly Reminder: a woman that hits a man is not a woman, she's a grown up child.
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11-15-2016 06:57
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I would eat more tofu if it was an animal.
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11-15-2016 06:09
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About 500 thousand astrologers in India and none of them predicted that the notes will be changed
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11-15-2016 03:46
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Before the election I was getting a dozen political calls a day. Now nothing. I feel so lonely.
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11-15-2016 00:24
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Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn't even have a cape.
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11-15-2016 00:16
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That moment when you realize that the people you regarded as gods .... turn out to be nothing more than corrupt men.
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11-15-2016 00:13
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The reason Hillary supporters didn't watch the first Trump TV interview, is that they're so slow, it'd take them two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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11-14-2016 22:03 by Fazzella
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I'd give five bucks to hear First lady Melania say, "Moose and Squirrel".
Just saw a bumper sticker saying, "My Lab is smarter than your Honor Student" I may not be worldly, but I have never seen an Honor Student jump from an open car window and chase a squirrel through a busy intersection.
Now my neighbors know how often I pee in my backyard... Thanks, super moon. Thanks.
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11-14-2016 20:12 by snotty
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Things get back to normal tomorrow when Supermoon returns to work as mild mannered reporter Clark Moon.
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11-14-2016 20:04 by snotty
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There will be a 'Supermoon' tonight... That means it will be wearing its underpants on the outside.
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11-14-2016 20:02 by snotty
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