bego Funny Status Messages

   Friends are forever, until they are in relationship.

   Here lies Eddie Drake, he stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

   I dressed up as MySpace for Halloween. Hey why is everyone ignoring me?

   Best part of Halloween is the day after…clearance candy in the stores and drunken slutty pictures on Facebook.

   Happy Halloween. You don't need a costume, your face is scary enough as is.

   If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.

   The whole concept of Halloween is wierd. Everyone dresses funny and total strangers reward them with candy.

   I don't hate you, it's just my attitude has some major issues with your personality.

   I really don't mind getting up and going to work every day. It's the part about staying there for 8 hours that I have a problem with.

   Don't you think it's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in our past and started blaming them on people in the future?

   If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.

   The thing that sucks about chilling with friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone & know how little I answer their texts.

   Dear Millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

   "I would of still be in High School if Google didn't exitst"

   ■When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.

   ■The day Facebook adds a “Who cares?” button would be the best day ever.

   ■Nothing is forever. Especially people. Don't have your hopes high, Friends become strangers, Lovers become friends, & People leave.

   There's a “send” button; there's a “resend button; WHY ISN'T THERE AN UNSEND BUTTON?

   You're cute…That's until your 30-day photoshop trial expires.

   I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.