trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump is an inspiration to me that an unattractive man can get a wife.

   Why is trump pardoning a turkey? Did it murder a journalist?

   What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.

   "YOU ARE FIRED!" - Just me practicing for when Trump is impeached.

   Trump is the best thing to ever happen to US comedians.

   The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.

   I wonder if Trump will make the aliens pay for Space Force?

   Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?

   "Why is trump so hard on fake news? After fake news is what got him elected.

   I predict a low-speed police chase at some point, with Trump in a golf cart and Rudy driving.

   What if the Russians really did hack the elections and foiled the Left's plan to rig the election and now they are mad at Trump

   Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?

   "The summit meeting went so well that putin is thinking of letting trump be president for another four years."

   I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.

   When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?

   I wonder, what would Trump do without FOX News?

   With all of trump's space force talk. Will he soon refer him self as the new rocket man?

   Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.

   Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA

   If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...