trump Funny Status Messages

   This might be the first time in history a husband can justify porn in his browser history. Thanks, Trump!

   If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.

   With all the misspelled words trump has tweeted. I hope he never tweets "Preparing to launch." In stead of "lunch"

   Trump: I was surprised to see they have a picture of me at the art gallery. Pence: Sir, that was a mirrow.

   How long do you think Tomi Lahren will wait to start sending nudes to Donald Trump Jr?

   *Will trump list the people on welfare or social services as dependents on his tax form

   The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.

   Right Now: Fox News: Deadly bridge collapse in Miami. CNN: Trump witch hunt. MSLSD: Trump witch hunt.

   The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.

   Fun fact: Trump has been President for 407 days and he just spent his 100th day playing golf

   Mexican hookers plan to drill glory holes in Trump's wall.

   Michael Moore joined a protest against Trump colluding with Russians, and now we know the protest was organized by Russians

   I guess Prince Harry realize that Trump can't make the royal wedding great.

   Another Playboy model has come out, saying she had an affair with Trump, 2 years into his marriage with Melania. Trump, you horny old goat, you!

   Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.

   Happy Valentines Day to the happy couple, Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels.

   I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.

   The GOP memo is out and it said the groundhog saw it's shadow which means one more year of Trump aaaannnndddd I don't know what the hell I'm talking about....

   If the memo sees iys shadow today it means four more years of Trump?

   Question of the day: Do people eat Tide Pods because Trump is president, or is Trump president because people are dumb enough to eat Tide Pods?