Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   creeping your photos and I might add I'M IMPRESSED!!!

   Click your heels together three times and go fack yourself

   going to start a reality show and only play music videos....

   an idiot!!! there... happy now? thanks for all of your anonymous contributions too.

   Any of my DIY friends need a "Stud Finder"?? Nothing wrong with it, just every time I pick it up to use it... the damn thing goes crazy!!!

   TEQUILA wants to know... Have you hugged your toilet today?

   Facebook has saved me thousands of dollars on Birthday Cards!!! (suck it hallmark)

   When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out...

   Nothing better than coming home from work, pop open a beer and watch the dog drag a$$ on the carpet.

   i've always wanted to walk to a stranger, hand them a briefcase and whisper, "You know what to do." and walk away....

   I'll check again but i'm pretty sure I could care less that Brad and Angelina are getting married...

   don't ya hate it when it's real quiet in a meeting and your hungry stomach decides to make those "dying whale" sounds...

   wondering why the need to pee intensifies by a million when you're trying to unlock the door?

   Back in my day we went to the bathroom to use it, not take a picture of yourself...

   Insanity doesn't RUN in my family. It just STROLLS around, taking it's sweet time....

   Saturday... When adding whiskey to your coffee is NOT frowned upon.

   ever wonder where hoarders come from? have a Yard Sale....

   first 5 seconds are about the pill. the following 25 are about what could go wrong?? is it me????

   watching the local weather girl and have no idea what it's gonna be like today....

   just waking up... (yawn) So, did Jesus see his shadow when he came out of the cave?