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   When you're parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUSE! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!"

   Ahh the Sunday after Easter... Catholics forgot where church was already, see you at Christmas!

   I watch so much of the Investigation Discovery channel, I can kill you and make it look like the Easter Bunny did it.

   I JUST WON MY EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Those 8 year olds didnt stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby!

   What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?... It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.

   Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..

   I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today

   his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him

   silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.

   Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?

   Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.

   Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.

   Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!

   Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!

   Happy Easter Yolks!

   If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls

   Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!

   They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!

   Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......

   May all your beans be jelly and may no bunny poop in your basket.