trump Funny Status Messages

   If your neighbor happens to have a Trump/Vance sign in their yard, be a good neighbor and make sure you check on them! Sometimes its too late to notice mental health illnesses until it's too late!

   Amazing Fact: Donald Trump has been shot at more times than Tim Walz.

   We need gun control we almost lost Trump

   Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.

   Rapey McForehead gave Trump one vote for Speaker of the House. Trump called the clerk and said, "I just need you to find me 217 more votes."

   Without Trump in the White House, I don't think I'll have the will to live.

   I love Trump so much, I'm willing to make up anything in order to make Joe Biden look bad. Come back Trump, I can't live without you!!!

   Well…. It’s “we finally got Donald Trump day” again.

   Things were much better on the tweeting Trump Train than they are on the sinking Biden Boat.

   Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.