wolf Funny Status Messages

   Believe in God like y’all believe in that Toilet paper and y’all will be Ok..🤧

   Today January 68th or is it the 69th...

   All females have 50 screenshoted quotes ready for when the sh*t goes down..

   I'm gathering game request to throw back at you!

   Found a fruit roll-up in my pocket this morning. Which means one of my kids has a peach flavored blunt wrap in their lunchbox..

   Be nice to your neighbors.. They're the only ones who'll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams..Happy Halloween!

   Guess we should have been more specific about wanting a government shake up..

   Satan called, he wants his weather back..

   Don't have sex man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to start talking to her..

   It's so hott, I just seen a bird blow on a worm before it ate it..