tom Funny Status Messages

   If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed

   ESPN reports that Manny Pacquiao has filed sexual harassment and inappropriate touching charges against Floyd Mayweather for all the hugging and grabbing from Saturday night's fight.

   going to upload a cat picture, but I don't like them!

   the "Poke" should display the time of "Poke" that way you know when there thinking of you most!

   Re-up with Sam Hurd this weekend just isn't going to happen...

   so the Bible says the world is going to end May 21, 2011.. Santa Claus always said the Mayan's got the date right years ago. well thats what the Easter bunny told me....

   Left Cocoa Puffs on the Eater Bunnys chair at the mall!

   Worrying Is like a rocking chair, sure it gives you something to do but in the end, it gets you nowhere.

   It's called FACEBOOK, not OPENBOOK. You can keep somethings to yourself.....

   I've got bieber fever!!!! Whenever I hear his name or music I get a fever, headache, nausea