j dubb Funny Status Messages

   don't think you're on the right road just because it is a well beaten path

   if you expect me stop dreaming...I'd give up. If you expect me to give up...I'd stop dreaming. ;-)

   playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.~

   Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

   if I can't be skinny....then please make all my friends fat!!

   about the time we make ends meet, someone moves the ends.

   No one needs a vacation more than the person who just had one.

   school and life are similar in a way. In school, you learn a lesson and then take a test. In life, you come across a test that teaches you a lesson.

   may not be suitable for young adults

   going insane in sane places.