hoosiergatorfan Funny Status Messages

   With Daylight Savings in effect but on a leap year, isn't this only Sunday? #ThingsMyCoffeeMakerTalksToMeAbout

   stayed awake to watch the Daylight Savings countdown, and still up from all the excitement. #TheyDidntDropABall

   having Deja vu. I think I've read these on twitter before.

   first it was Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead

   Damn! Ghadafi, now Kim Jong, I think Sunglass Hut is in real trouble 

   uncertain of what the etiquette is here, I got Kim Jong Il's name in Secret Santa.

   now that the NBA is back in action, it gives black guys a chance to dribble on something other than Lisa Lampanelli

   at lunch and saw a Mexican guy with a mullet. Negocio in the front, fiesta in the back.

   thinking I should write a book about living with A.D.D., because I love home renovation. #squirrel 

   that BeachBody has signed a deal with Linda Blair for a new workout video just in time for Halloween called "P90Xorcism"