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   messageicon Okay so you wake up to a naked Mickey Rourke in your bed....what mixture or drugs and alcohol do you take to kill yourself?
←Rate | 08-31-2013 18:24 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to Hollywood any Italian person dying will always first be suspicious.
←Rate | 06-19-2013 19:32 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Terrible 2's->sweet 16->slutty 18-> Alcoholic 21
←Rate | 03-25-2013 08:22 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon The thought of a Fiscal year doesn't worry me all that much but a Fisting Year........now that's a different story.
←Rate | 11-17-2012 05:15 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Model you say?...More like a photogenic slut...
←Rate | 11-10-2012 22:01 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween on Humpday......I like where this is going.
←Rate | 10-31-2012 07:32 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook is alot like that shi tty car you wanna get rid of because of all up keep and changing of parts but you keep it because it saves gas.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 12:58 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a nice guy wasn't working for me so I converted to douche bagism.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 02:25 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember waking up after my first wet dream....I thought a ghost had came in and gave me a handjob.
←Rate | 09-07-2012 17:14 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys before you start thinking lesser of yourselves and thinking women are to be worshiped remember that without your rib she wouldn't exist.
←Rate | 08-05-2012 00:08 by bfinest Comments (0)  



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