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Okay so you wake up to a naked Mickey Rourke in your bed....what mixture or drugs and alcohol do you take to kill yourself?
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08-31-2013 18:24 by
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Thanks to Hollywood any Italian person dying will always first be suspicious.
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06-19-2013 19:32 by
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Terrible 2's->sweet 16->slutty 18-> Alcoholic 21
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03-25-2013 08:22 by
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The thought of a Fiscal year doesn't worry me all that much but a Fisting Year........now that's a different story.
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11-17-2012 05:15 by
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A Model you say?...More like a photogenic slut...
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11-10-2012 22:01 by
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Halloween on Humpday......I like where this is going.
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10-31-2012 07:32 by
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facebook is alot like that shi tty car you wanna get rid of because of all up keep and changing of parts but you keep it because it saves gas.
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10-08-2012 12:58 by
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Being a nice guy wasn't working for me so I converted to douche bagism.
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09-19-2012 02:25 by
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I remember waking up after my first wet dream....I thought a ghost had came in and gave me a handjob.
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09-07-2012 17:14 by
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Guys before you start thinking lesser of yourselves and thinking women are to be worshiped remember that without your rib she wouldn't exist.
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08-05-2012 00:08 by
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