aznsensation Funny Status Messages

   My son got a Student of the Month award today. It wasn't his, but still...

   Fellas.....the girl on the flyer is never at the club

   If Miley Cyrus wore a g-string, you'd still be able to see the string.

   OMFG!!!!! I almost went to the toilet without my phone!

   TOP 3 signs I need to lose weight this year.......3-The horse on my Polo shirt is real 2-When I take the elevator, I have to go down 1-A picture of me fell off the wall

   WOOHOO! Passed my AIDS test! Got a 74%!

   Damn this brotha is BLACK! Looking like 2:15 in the damn morning!

   A Jehova Witness tried to tell me a "Knock Knock" joke, but got all mad cause I didn't answer him.

   I swear, its like EVERY payday I gotta spend money cause there's a birthday party to go to, a wedding, a baby shower, a new video game, a new stripper, something. Always something...

   That sh1tty moment when ur CapriSun doesn't have a straw.