Rick Funny Status Messages

   Already messed up 2024. Maybe 2025 will be my year.

   I have come to the conclusion I will never achieve my dream of being a Soul Train dancer...

   Dog the Bounty Hunter says it's not him. Increases reward to a Million dollars.

   All these people running around with masks on.... Made in China

   You know when Fall season has shown up. Crappy door wreaths everywhere.

   If you missed the 3 seasons of McCain's funeral you can now watch it on Netflix.

   Don't let Madonna speak at my funeral please...

   I took an Ambien and now I hate everyone....

   I just put (3) Bit-coins in the car wash and got a 30K wash. :(

   Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!