Quinn Funny Status Messages

   Cremation, the last thing to light your fire.....

   Be careful what you wish for... I may not fit in that bottle but I have great aim......

   Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come

   A good man is hard to find, or is it the other way around, a hard man is good to find?

   the difference between OooooH & AaaaaaH is About three inches......

   Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.

   Sometimes I think you should put a condom on your head, because if you're gonna act like a d.ck, you might as well dress like one too.

   I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, So I blame the economy for my attitude....

   ever stand there, making a pot of coffee, look at the coffee grounds and consider doing a line or two of em just to jump start the day? Yep, it's that kinda day !!!

   There is no greater revenge then one who dig's their own grave