PIPO Funny Status Messages

   I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.

   mondays that pretend to be sundays....

   if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.

   There's no better way to judge potential actors than people on their first date on match. Com

   the only tatoos I would ever consider are quotation marks between my lips

   Just imgine if we've all met somewhere as a reunion of years together providing funny.... thanks for the fun times guys and gals!!

   Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.

   Parent: "Who's the $5 hooker on meth?" -Miley Cyrus .... "Way to go Disney"

   They told me I can catch more flies with honey than with vingar. I said "I can catch even more with manure, whats the point?"

   The only thing more boring than Oprahs interview to Lance Armstrong is watching the tour de france