Oregon Funny Status Messages

   Weekly I confine my exercises to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck. I have already lost at least 3 friends....

   BREAKING NEWS: The Groundhog is wanted in 25 states stretching from the east coast!~

   A couple got married at a Mental Institution recently ..kind of crazy?

   When are Levi's going away with "Shrink to Fit jeans" to my style..."Stretched to Fit"?

   BORED so Pretending to water my fake plants.....

   Do you think America will get so LAZY that we will have "Spray on pants."

   I have the new Weight Watchers fridge...At midnight my fridge no longer lights up inside. My Flashlight is also out of batteries!~~THE END TO MIDNIGHT SNACKS!~

   I miss the old days when everyone had the same RING tone.

   To see my family over the holidays I have an appointment book. Just so there is no fender benders.......

   Hey let me give a gift that will take a week to put together. I have included the manual and a DVD....Have Fun