Muzammil Funny Status Messages

   Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night and told the locals that one but the locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 18 and I'm 27. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

   If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.

   If people could read minds and two people were reading each other's mind, so wouldnt they be reading their own mind reading the opposite mind reading their own mind reading the opposite mind ..............

   "You see your family whole year, holidays are for your bartender !!" - Moe Syzlak

   Ok, Time to play word scrabble. "PNEIS"! Did you get spine? Like hell you did, you pervert

   “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.” ― Rodney Dangerfield

   "The reason why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

   If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

   If you keep walking backwards, you will eventually fall over the hurdles you have already crossed in your life.

   Part of me thinks I get angry easily, the other part wants to beat the crap out of it for thinking that.