Milsfinest Funny Status Messages

   Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."

   Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win

   Ebonics 101:"Free my Ni**A"= although he did commit a crime that is against the law ..release him from jail because he is my friend

   women who dont wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch

   gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas STOP and now drop these motha$&@?!/ prices down!

   If you have fake eyelashes,weave,make up, and drawn on eyebrows... you not a bad chick you a created player

   If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.

   Gas prices are about $4.95 a gallon and females still think a guy is coming over to just "Chill"

   it's officially ok to fkk in the car cause it's March Madness, it's a holiday

   If you have likes on all your pictures by the same person>>>>>>>you have a stalker