Miladyvictorian Funny Status Messages

   Just found out about the Pokémon Go app today and downloaded it. No disrespect intended BUT....I find enough shizzle on my own without blindly following this app that led me into dog poo in my neighbors front yard.

   After a certain point, the 'F' on the thermometer no longer stands for Fahrenheit.

   My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...

   Wonders why there are so many people with cranial rectal inversion ?

   I am totally convinced that my place of employment is just a fancy name for Purgatory

   Smile, it makes your butt look smaller.

   Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.

   Thanks to the economy my wallet is emptier than a potato chip bag at a Weight Watchers meeting!

   ATTENTION ALL WHO WORK WITH THE PUBLIC--everyone is stuck in stupid mode today, a smack to the back of the head should trigger the reset button!

   Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.