Maureen Funny Status Messages

   surprised that Kate and William didn't go with my suggested royal baby name of Princess Consuela Bananahammock!

   may not have the best parenting skills; but, in my defense, my kids don't have the best childing skills, either.

   recovering from this long work day with my friend, Char...donnay!

   wonders why we can't just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?

   Note to self: you never read these notes, so stop writing them.

   UPS delivery guys don't like it when you go up to their truck and order an ice cream sandwich and a bomb pop.

   Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet.

   gets the feeling that I need coffee more than coffee will ever need me.

   Guys - A few words of wisdom...when a woman asks for your opinion, she doesn't want to hear your "actual" opinion, she simply wants to hear her opinion in a deeper voice.

   would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells.