Lil-David Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if, Wes Craven died in his sleep....Or did he go out with a Scream?

   it's freezing outside..at least I don't have to walk the 20 feet for a cold beer, the ice window box is just a little stretch...

   I don't know if I need to close one eye and fart, or sh-t and go blind

   Justin Bieber Hospitalized for Limp Wrist Injury

   How to solve all the children crossing the southern border illegally, put all the registered sex offenders and pedifiles there to give them candy and greet them!

   We'll take Justin Bieber... Roman Catholic Church Priest Diocese.

   Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber BFF'S

   We should be able to text 911, just in case you're hiding from the crazy psycho killer in the trunk of a car...

   With my luck that Southwest plane would have landed in rebel terrorist controlled Syria!

   Governor Chris Christie ran his pie hole for 2 hours, that explains the warmer weather!