Geez Funny Status Messages

   Trump looks like the rich dad on Law and Order whose son accidentally strangles the hooker.

   Sesame Street YouTube channel hacked, videos replaced with porn. I don't want to tell you what the letter ˝C˝ stand for.

   I don't know if I walked in to the wrong restroom, but it smells like fish in the men's room.

   I'd probably get a lot more done if it wasn't for me.

   Shaq maybe retiring, but his movies will live on forever (in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart).

   Obama is in town. Traffic is bad. I won't be able to vote for him in 2012 because I'll still be sitting in my car.

   I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.

   If us guys show support for Breast Cancer Awareness... How are the girls gonna should show support for the our Testicular Cancer Awareness month!

   I don't really care where you put it, as long as you don't make me hold it!!!

   I'm gonna check out The Social Network, except I'm not gonna actually watch the movie. I'm gonna just check out everybody while they are watching the movie.