Darkharbinger Funny Status Messages

   If smoking weed causes short term memory loss then what does smoking weed do?

   I'm basically Superman except he has super vision and I require it

   I took pregnancy while autistic so now I'm Tylenol.

   what do you call a group of humans? an infestation

   If casual sex exists that implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

   Come on be funny again

   can we be funny again please

   I wonder what my toothpaste meant by 'extra sensitive.' Turns out it doesn't like when I use other toothpastes.

   That moment when you realize that 1935 - 1980 is as far as 1980 -2025

   I remember when you all were funny.