Cybus Funny Status Messages

   Let me get this straight: The passports of the 9/11 terrorists, of those on the MH17, and of one of the Paris bombers - all survived! I don't know about you but I think it's time we started making clothes out of passports!

   So apparently North Korea is threatening war on the US over a Seth Rogen film in which Kim Jong-un is assassinated. Maybe someone should tell Kim Jong-Un that Seth Rogen is Canadian...

   My reaction to the royals William and Kate visiting Australia is the same reaction I had to their kid being born. I couldn't give a f you c k!!

   Some families are like Snickers Bars. Mostly sweet, with a few nuts!

   I really hope that I don't get another sweater for Christmas. I'd much prefer a moaner or a screamer.

   Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

   Oh god please let next year be a better year and let it bring hopefully an end to Obama's drone strikes killing innocent people.

   What the schnitzel is Duck Dynasty?

   Justin Bieber says he's quitting music. In related news, the Death Star now has one less reason to destroy Earth..

   The Economist has calculated that the world is 52 trillion dollars in debt. Who on earth does the world owe? Jupiter?!!