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   messageicon Justin Bieber says he's quitting music. In related news, the Death Star now has one less reason to destroy Earth..
←Rate | 12-19-2013 09:58 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
←Rate | 12-24-2013 07:01 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Put your hands up for Detroit.....and beg for money!
←Rate | 07-21-2013 02:28 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 3am and I was wondering why there are birds still awake and chirping outside my window. Must have gotten their sleeping patterns messed up...or they probably do shift work.
←Rate | 07-11-2013 13:40 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 05:53 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon So apparently North Korea is threatening war on the US over a Seth Rogen film in which Kim Jong-un is assassinated. Maybe someone should tell Kim Jong-Un that Seth Rogen is Canadian...
←Rate | 06-28-2014 12:30 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon America was not shutdown properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare and without corrupt politicians? (Recommended)
←Rate | 10-05-2013 01:19 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate halloween. I guess they don't like random people coming up to their door.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 14:27 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't really blame sharks for attacking swimmer. If some random guy walked into my house wearing nothing but speedos, I'd probably attack him as well!
←Rate | 10-02-2013 14:29 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hope that I don't get another sweater for Christmas. I'd much prefer a moaner or a screamer.
←Rate | 12-24-2013 07:07 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon What color are Paul Walker's eyes? Blue. One blew one way, one blew the other way.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 05:57 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon My reaction to the royals William and Kate visiting Australia is the same reaction I had to their kid being born. I couldn't give a f you c k!!
←Rate | 04-22-2014 11:33 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Economist has calculated that the world is 52 trillion dollars in debt. Who on earth does the world owe? Jupiter?!!
←Rate | 12-12-2013 00:33 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me get this straight: The passports of the 9/11 terrorists, of those on the MH17, and of one of the Paris bombers - all survived! I don't know about you but I think it's time we started making clothes out of passports!
←Rate | 11-16-2015 07:35 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon What the schnitzel is Duck Dynasty?
←Rate | 12-19-2013 10:09 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon I AM A STEGOSAURUS.
←Rate | 12-03-2013 23:02 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh god please let next year be a better year and let it bring hopefully an end to Obama's drone strikes killing innocent people.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 18:08 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some families are like Snickers Bars. Mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
←Rate | 01-28-2014 11:35 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jingle Bells, Dalek smells, the Doctor saved the day. Oh what joy it was to see him saving Gallifrey.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 13:49 by Cybus Comments (0)  


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