Brades Funny Status Messages

   The way dogs get excited when you throw a tennis ball is the way I feel about my first beer after work.

   Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon.

   thinks that it's people that give drinking a bad name.

   getting ready to enter the "drinking" portion of the evening.

   It's not warm in the car; you're rolling down the window because you farted.

   wishes I were more outdoorsy. Unfortunately, there are bugs outside.

   thinks if your dog is wearing clothes, you're probably an a-hole.

   only updating my status because my legions of fans expect me to.

   thinks BEER is the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was.

   doesn't want you to call me lazy until you've walked a couple of steps in my flip-flops.