love Funny Status Messages

   I love that I have a positive mental attitude. I'm positive. I'm mental. And I definitely have attitude.

   I'd love to sit here and have a battle of wits with you, but it appears you have come unarmed

   I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.

   I love waving at random people because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the heck you were!

   If you find yourself bored on a random day, just turn up to a random wedding and shout, "I still love you", and then wait for the drama to start.

   I am not fat....Love for food has made me a nutritional overachiever.

   .Its Better to lose a lover THAN love a loser

   GaryKoenig, please, for the love of God STOP, you lame asshole.

   Not going to happen! I'm the king of lame comedy and I love it!

   Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.