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If Taylor Swift wasn't musically successful, at best, she'd be a weekend weather forecaster on a local news station.
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Relaxing, Got up at 6am. Did yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything...
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Pizza is like sex, it's always good even if it's bad.
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August is almost over. Tomorrow is September 1st. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
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Dear Transgender people, Don't you dare tell me I have to accept you for who you are when you couldn't even accept you for who you were.
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Travis Kelce is going to have to sign a prenup that is longer than any book he's ever read!!
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08-28-2025 08:34 by
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Don't know why I'm so surprised Taylor swift got engaged with Travis Kelsy? Like I've been expecting her to call me any day now to tell me your the one I want!
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08-27-2025 20:58
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Two slices of bread got married... The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom
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Jesus kidnapped my girlfriend's brain.
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The sprite from McDonald’s could probably fry some chicken
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