Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Wait. Tampon Tim is a man? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

   Hey, m€ga sheep.... Check your 401s today? Bwahahahahaha!

   They said they voted him in "for the economy," then he ERASED 4.4 TRILLION of stock market value in 2 months. No wonder he loves the poorly educated. 😂

   Remember, gang: you’d have a better chance of teaching a pigeon to speak French than changing the mind of a l€ft-winger. Hence don’t waste your time.

   Elon Musk just threw a whiny temper tantrum after ACTUAL man Governor Tim Walz mocked Tesla stock for crashing due to backlash against his stupid bullsh*t hahaha

   Give this a th*mbs down if you're in the m*g* cult and realize you've made a huge mistake and want out but now its too late lol

   46% of R*publicans believe Hegseth should resign. 62% of Am*ricans believe the same thing. Because he's a f***ing moron like his boss.

   The only secure document in Washington DC seems to be the Epstein client list because dumdum is all over it.

   Walmart Mexico is investing 6 billion in Mexico. The USA has nothing to do with it other than making a profit off of Walmart Mexico. THEY'RE GONNA NEED IT 😂

   They should've never given jig-a-boos and women the right to vote. Well, not all women. Not the dumb ones like your mother who also has herpes.